Capitol comedy co.

Democracy’s a circus. We just run the gift shop.

Let’s be honest: things are unhinged. Billionaires with private islands, governments rolling dice with world stability, poverty in a nation built on abundance, rent that feels like a prank — and all of us pretending we’re “totally fine” in meetings as we sip our $7 coffee.

Capitol Comedy Co. is here to acknowledge the obvious: the world’s on fire. Might as well laugh while the Wi-Fi still works.

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The Gang's All Here
$29.99
The Gang's All Here is our kind of chaos: bold, satirical, and built for people who laugh so they don’t cry about politics. Printed on demand just for you, so we’re not sitting on piles of leftover stock—every order is made fresh when you hit checkout. --- Perfect gag gift for everyone. If you want this delivered anonymously, relax — we won’t tell your mom. Just contact us and we’ll handle the undercover delivery.
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Wrapping paper sheets
$19.99
Wrapping paper sheets is our kind of chaos: bold, satirical, and built for people who laugh so they don’t cry about politics. Printed on demand just for you, so we’re not sitting on piles of leftover stock—every order is made fresh when you hit checkout. --- Perfect gag gift for everyone. Want to send this anonymously? No problem — your secret is safe with us. Just contact us and we’ll make it happen.
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Disco Donnie - Standard Postcard
$5.99
Disco Donnie - Standard Postcard is our kind of chaos: bold, satirical, and built for people who laugh so they don’t cry about politics. Printed on demand just for you, so we’re not sitting on piles of leftover stock—every order is made fresh when you hit checkout. --- Perfect gag gift for everyone. Need plausible deniability? Say no more. contact us for fully anonymous gifting.
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Mayor of Nowhere Hoodie
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Mayor of Nowhere Hoodie is our kind of chaos: bold, satirical, and built for people who laugh so they don’t cry about politics. Printed on demand just for you, so we’re not sitting on piles of leftover stock—every order is made fresh when you hit checkout. --- Perfect gag gift for everyone. Want to send this anonymously? No problem — your secret is safe with us. Just contact us and we’ll make it happen.
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Empty Podium T-Shirt
$25.00
Empty Podium T-Shirt is our kind of chaos: bold, satirical, and built for people who laugh so they don’t cry about politics. Printed on demand just for you, so we’re not sitting on piles of leftover stock—every order is made fresh when you hit checkout. --- Perfect gag gift for everyone. Need plausible deniability? Say no more. contact us for fully anonymous gifting.
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Day Dreamin' Tote Bag
$20.00
Day Dreamin' Tote Bag is our kind of chaos: bold, satirical, and built for people who laugh so they don’t cry about politics. Printed on demand just for you, so we’re not sitting on piles of leftover stock—every order is made fresh when you hit checkout. --- Perfect gag gift for everyone. Want to send this anonymously? No problem — your secret is safe with us. Just contact us and we’ll make it happen.
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